2 For 1 Special

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Sometimes I want to eat
Melons and a peach.
I'm a brute who just loves fruit
Sometimes I want to eat
Nuts and sausage meat
Just a fiend for protein
Don't know what to eat today
Perhaps I'll just go both ways

Which one is better? I don't know
I think I'll give both a go
Can't turn down, can't say no
To a two for one combo.

Sometimes I'm craving seafood
Sometimes I'm craving sausage
Sometimes I can't choose
Both sound really good
Sometimes I don't know what to do
Sometimes I can't decide what I should
I'll have both if you would
A Two for one special if you could

Call me a greedy man
I'll take everything I can
Fruit and meat are both great
I'll have both on my plate

Gonna be blunt, tits and cunt,
Are usually what I want
But six packs, muscles and pecks
Sometimes get me erect
A chick can stiffen my dick
But a dude can get me in the mood
A slut can bust my nut
Or a man can make me orgasm

Which one is better? I don't know
I think I've give both a go
Can't turn down, can't say no
To a two for one combo

Sometimes I'm craving seafood
Sometimes I'm craving sausage
Sometimes I can't choose
Both sound really good
Sometimes I don't know what to do
Sometimes I can't decide what I should
I'll have both if you would
A two for one special if you could

Call me a greedy man
I'll take everything I can
Fruit and meat are both great
I'll have both on my plate

It's not a crime
to drive in two lanes at the same time
To play for both teams
To service a king and a queen.
I'm too sexy to have sex
With just one gender, just one sex.
Life's too short To cohort,
With just one. Two is much more fun
Which one is the best? I really don't know.
Why not give both of them a go?

(2-for-1, 2-for-1, 2-for-1 Special)
(2-for-1, 2-for-1, 2-for-1 Combo)
(2-for-1, 2-for-1, 2-for-1 Special)
(2-for-1, 2-for-1, 2-for-1 Combo)

Sometimes I'm craving seafood
Sometimes I'm craving sausage
Sometimes I can't choose
Both sound really good
Sometimes I don't know what to do
Sometimes I can't decide what I should
I'll have both if you would
A Two for one special if you could

Sometimes I'm craving seafood (clams!)
Sometimes I'm craving sausage (bratwurst!)
Sometimes I can't choose (can't decide!)
Both sound really good (yum!)
Sometimes I don't know what to do (hmm?)
Sometimes I can't decide what I should
I'll have both if you would (to go!)
A two for one special if you could (please!)

Call me a greedy man
I'll take everything I can
Fruit and meat are both great
I'll have both on my plate

(2-for-1, 2-for-1, 2-for-1 Special)
(2-for-1, 2-for-1, 2-for-1 Combo)
(2-for-1, 2-for-1, 2-for-1 Special)
(2-for-1, 2-for-1, 2-for-1 Combo)