69 'n '96

When I was a kid
I found my dad's V.H.S. vid
Under his bed, secretly hid
Popped it in the player
And what did I see?
An old porno film from the 90's
Saw something I'd never seen before
Two people 69ing on the floor

Wouldn't it be great to recreate
What I saw back in time?
My face in your crotch
And your face in mine?

Lets do it like they did
In that 90's porno flick
Let's 69 like they did
Back in 1996

Before the Internet
That's how people got their kicks
Before chilling with Netflix
69ing in 96

Gonna take that V.H.S. and
Pop it into the V.C.R.
Afterwards we can rewind
It in a little red car
Wanna do as they did
In that old porno vid
Reenact what I watched
When I was a just a kid

It would so rad to do
What's on my Dad's old tape
My face in your groin
Your groin in my face

Wanna do it like they did
In that 90's porno flick
Let's 69 like they did
Back in 1996

Before iPads and smart phones
That's how people got their kicks
Before WiFi or Netflix
69ing in '96

It would be the shit
To lick your clit as you suck my dick
All that and a bag of chips
Gettin' jiggy with my home skillet
As if it were 1996
It would be the bomb to get it on
Like we're in a 90's porno video
Do it like they did on the Spice Channel

(I wanna six tee nine with you)
(And do what they did in '96)
(My tongue on your clit)
(Your mouth on my dick)

It would so cool
To do it old school
Your legs n the air
My face down there

Lets do it like they did (like they did)
In that nineties porno flick (porno flick)
Let's 69 like they did (like they did)
Back in 1996! ('96!)

Before the Internet
That's how people got their kicks
Before chilling with Netflix
69ing in '96

Wanna do it like they did (oh yes!)
In that 90's porno flick (yeah baby!)
Let's 69 like they did (all that!)
Back in 1996 (And a bag of chips!)

Before iPads or smart phones (so rad!)
That's how people got their kicks (totally awesome!)
Before WiFi or Netflix
69ing in '96 (69ing in '96)