PORNO STAR

P-O-R-N-O
Gonna give adult films a go
S-T-Ar
Gonna be a porno star!

"Armin Jammer" is my porn star name
Gonna gain world wide fame
I'm too gifted by God
To have a normal job
Male ejaculation
Will be my occupation
Don't need to go to school
When I got a massive tool

Would be great to penetrate
The adult film industry
Getting paid to masturbate
And do some pornography

Would love to be a movie star
But got no talent and can't act
Who really cares about that?
Pornography is where it's at
Would love to be a rock star
But I can't play guitar or sing
Gonna be the next best thing
Gonna be a porno star

P-O-R-N-O
Gonna give adult films a go
S-T-Ar
Gonna be a porno star!

Don't strive for a 9 to 5
Aspire for something higher
Getting paid to get laid
Without breaking the law
Watch me cum after I become
A world famous porno star
Don't got much brains upstairs
But got an awesome organ down there

Would be great to penetrate
The adult film industry
Getting paid to masturbate
And do some pornography

Would love to be a movie star
But got no talent and can't act
Who really cares about that?
Pornography is where it's at
Would love to be a rock star
But I can't play guitar or sing (or sing)
Gonna be the next best thing
Gonna be a porno star

P-O-R-N-O
Gonna give adult films a go
S-T-Ar
Gonna be a porno star!
(no oh oh)
N.O.H.O.
San Fernando Valley I'll go
Move to L.A.
To become a porno star today

Steven Saint Croix, T.T. Boy,
Kyle Stone, Dale Da bone, Evan Stone,
Rod Fontana, Joey Silvera,
Manuel Ferrara, Charles Dera,
Bobby Vitale, Tony Tedeschi,
Rocco Siffredi, John Leslie,
Mark Davis, Michael Vegas,
Bo Dean, Harry Reems, James Deen
Marcus Leon, Tommy Gunn
Mikey Blue, Jay Crew
Colby Keller, Ryan Driller
Brent Corrigan, Lucas Ridgestone
Wanna be where they are
Wanna be a porno star!

Would love to be a movie star
But got no talent and can't act
Who really cares about that?
Pornography is where it's at
Would love to be a rock star (rock star!)
But I can't play guitar or sing (Can't sing!)
Gonna be the next best thing (Best thing!)
Gonna be a porno star (Porno star!)

P-O-R-N-O (oh oh oh!)
Gonna give adult films a go (oh oh!)
S-T-A-R (Yeah Baby!)
Gonna be a porno star (Tell me daddy!)
N.O.H.O. (oh yeah!)
San Fernando Valley I'll go (yes, yes, yes!)
Move to L.A. (okay!)
To become a porno star today

(Oh baby!)
(oh oh oh oh oh oh)
(Oh babe)