JOE JOB

"About your head, I have some complaints"

Girl, how is your head?
It's not very good
You haven't been sucking
The way that you could.
Let's hire your friend Joe
To show you how you should.
(Ain't no blow job like a Joe Job!)
Joe's sucked off everyone
Knows how to get it done
Always swallows the cum.
Joe is such a cum slut
He guzzles every single nut

You should take some tips from joe
He's a pro at suck and blow

Joe is such a pro
He knows how to blow
Just say "No homo"
All the bros just go to Joe
He can suck a choad
And swallow a load
He lives down the road
To unload just go to Joe

(Ain't no blow job like a Joe Job!)
(Ain't no blow job like a Joe Job!)

Men know what guys like
Gonna stop by on my bike
Gonna hire a gay man
He'll do it better than you can
Get a pen and take notes
On how two slide it down your throat.
Give it a wet coat
Then sink it down like a boat.

Girl, it's not your fault you don't have one
Let your gay friend show you how it's done.

I'm in love with Joe
He's knows how to blow
He's a blow job pro
Knows how to suck off a bro.
He's where you should go
So that he can show
You what you need to know
On how to suck off a bro

Joe is such a pro
He knows how to blow
Just say "No homo"
All the bros just go to Joe
He can suck a choad
And swallow a load
He lives down the road
To unload just go to Joe

(Ain't no blow job like a Joe Job!)
(Ain't no blow job like a Joe Job!)

Egads, do not be mad
Your head game is kinda bad
Joe's the best head I've ever had
Also sucked my best friend Chad
Tell your Grandpa and your Dad
(Ain't no blow job like a Joe Job!)
Let your brother know about Joe
Joe would be head of the class
In a head giving class.
Starts slow but finishes fast

(Ain't no blow job like a Joe job!)
(Ain't no blow job like a Joe job!)
(Ain't no blow job like a Joe job!)
(Ain't no blow job like a Joe job!)

Don't worry girl
I'm not a Homosexual
I'm just a "Joe sexual"
He knows how to please a man
Better than a woman can!

I'm in love with Joe
He's knows how to blow
He's a blow job pro
Knows how to suck off a bro
Joe is such a pro
He knows how to blow
Just say "No Homo"
All the bros just go to Joe

He's where you should go
So that he can show
You what you need to know
On how to suck off a bro
He can suck a choad
And swallow a load
He lives down the road
To unload just go to Joe

(Ain't no blow job like a Joe Job!)
(Ain't no blow job like a Joe Job!)
(Ain't no blow job like a Joe job!)

"Wait no, don't leave!"
"Oh well. I guess I'll have to go to Joe's again."