Psycho Bitch

I'm not your man, I ain't your boyfriend
Why don't you understand?
You were just a one night stand
We're not making marriage plans
Not ever going to get hitched
Shouldn't have banged a crazy bitch
Insane ones are hard to ditch
Didn't know you were a psycho bitch

Just wanted to hit it and quit it
So why don't you get with it?
Wanted to hump it and dump it
I'm not looking to commit
Wham, wham, bam, bam thank you ma'am
Not going to be kind
Get it through your delusional mind
For you I don't have time

Wham wham wham wham wham wham
Bam bam bam bam bam bam
Thank you, thank you, ma'am, ma'am
Just wanted to hit it and quit it

Wham wham wham wham wham wham
Bam bam bam bam bam bam
Thank you, thank you, ma'am, ma'am
Now I'm dealing with a psycho bitch

Dug myself into a ditch
Getting stalked by a psycho bitch
Dug myself a deep hole
Getting followed everywhere I go

Catfishing me online
Leaving messages all the time
Sending me nonstop texts
More insufferable than my ex
Stalking me while I'm at work
In the shadows is where you lurk
Leaving love letters in my mailbox
This infatuation has to stop!

Just wanted to hit it and quit it
So why don't you get with it?
Wanted to hump it and dump it
I'm not looking to commit
Wham, wham, bam, bam thank you ma'am
Not going to be kind
Get it through your delusional mind
For you I don't have time

Wham wham wham wham wham wham
Bam bam bam bam bam bam
Thank you, thank you, ma'am, ma'am
Just wanted to hit it and quit it

Wham wham wham wham wham wham
Bam bam bam bam bam bam
Thank you, thank you, ma'am, ma'am
Now I'm dealing with a psycho bitch

Dug myself into a ditch
Getting stalked by a psycho bitch
Dug myself a deep hole
getting followed everywhere I go
Made my bed, now I'll lay in it
getting harassed by a psycho bitch
Didn't know you were psycho
Get out of my life and go go go

Ain't this great? Only went on one date
Now you're worse than Norman Bates
Gotta watch my back every waking hour
Incase you stab me in the shower
(This ho is psycho!)

Be careful who you sleep with
You might end up with a psycho bitch
A stalker who's absolutely crazy
Annoying like an S-T-D.
Harder to get rid of than herpes
Keep this lunatic away from me
Gotta get a restraining order
Around my house I'll build a boarder

Don't need a psycho stocking me
Just be gone and let me be
Prying eyes when I'm alone
Spying on me when I'm at home
Leaving me voicemails on the phone
Behavior I don't condone
The only thing I want you
To leave is me alone!

Already tapped your caboose
Now it's time for you to vamoose
Get out of my life and be gone
Move along, move along, move along!

Wham wham wham wham wham wham
Bam bam bam bam bam bam
Thank you, thank you, ma'am, ma'am
Just wanted to hit it and quit it

Wham wham wham wham wham wham
Bam bam bam bam bam bam
Thank you, thank you, ma'am, ma'am
Now I'm dealing with a psycho bitch

Dug myself into a ditch
Getting stalked by a psycho bitch
Dug myself a deep hole
getting followed everywhere I go
Made my bed, now I'll lay in it
getting harassed by a psycho bitch
Didn't know you were psycho
Get out of my life and go go go

"I"m pregnant"

"Oh shit!"