For the end of the week
Took a trip down to the beach
Drove with my family
All the way to Miami
The sea is where we wanted to be
The beach is what we wanted to see
(Woo-ooh-ooh-ooh-ooh-ooh)
Got out the car and what'd we see?
Sting bikinis, nudity
Public indecency,
Debauchery at the sea.
Naked and bare everywhere
Endless cookies and titties
As far as the eye can see
Men showing off their peen
Letting their junk be seen

Everyone dresses like a whore
Down at the Miami sea shore

It's a whore, you're a whore
He's a whore, she's a whore
They're all whores, that's all whores
Everyone is a whore
(Down at the Miami sea shore)

That's a slut, you're a slut
He's a slut, she's a slut
They're all sluts, It's a slut
Everyone is a slut
(Down at the Miami sea shore)

The beach is where you gotta be
If you really wanna see
Extreme public indecency

Grandma can see his banana
Don't look Mom, his clothes are gone
Oh my gosh, she's wearing butt floss
Oh no, Dad can see her hole
Hey buddy, eveyone's slutty
Guess what? Look at her coconuts
Everyone at the beach is dressed like a slut

Everyone's showing off their butts
And exposing their coconuts

That's a slut, you're a slut
He's a slut, she's a slut
It's a slut, they're all sluts
Everyone is a slut
(Down at the Miami sea shore)

It's a whore, you're a whore
He's a whore, she's a whore
That's a whore, they're all whores
Everyone is a whore
(Down At the Miami sea shore)

The sea is where you wanna be
If you really wanna see
Public beach debauchery

(Down at the sea shore)
(Everyone's a whore)
(Down at the sea shore)

Walking around in a string bikini
Ain't public indecency in Miami
Why should we go home? When in Rome.
Why let them have all of the fun?
Why not just be like everyone?
If you can't beat them, you can join them

Dad's a slut, Mom's a slut
Grandma's a slut, Grandpa's a slut
They're all sluts, we're all sluts
Everyone is a slut
(Down at the Miami sea shore)

Mom's a whore, Dad's a whore
Sister's a whore, Brother's a whore
They're all whores, we're all whores
Everyone is a whore
(Down at the Miami sea shore)

Everyone dresses like a whore
Down at the Miami sea shore

I'm a slut, you're a slut
he's a slut, she's a slut
They're all sluts, we're all sluts
Everyone is a slut
(Down at the Miami sea shore)

I'm a whore, you're a whore
He's a whore, she's a whore
They're all whores, we're all whores
Everyone is a whore
(Down at the Miami sea shore)

The beach is where you gotta be
If you really wanna see
Extreme public nudity