$20 Is $20

Na na na na na na na ah
Na na na na na na na ah

If you want me to swing that way
You gotta show me some pay
Don't normally travel that way
But I'll take a detour for pay
Don't matter my attraction
I'll participate in the action
For your benefaction
Of an Andrew Jackson
Completing this transaction
Completing this transaction
For your satisfaction

No you won't get a ten past me
That's not what I wanna see
Gotta be at least a twenty
Mister Jackson cause I'm nasty

Don't matter who's licking it,
A lollipop is still candy
Don't matter if you're into it
As long as your pole is randy
Don't matter where you put it
A hole is still a hole.
Don't matter if you like it
Anyone can climb your pole
Don't matter who's clutching it
A hand is still a hand
Don't matter who's touching it
A woman or a man
Don't matter how you stem it
A rose is still a flower
Don't matter how you cash it
Twenty dollars is twenty dollars

If you want me to swing that way
You gotta show me some pay
Gonna use my will power
'Cause twenty dollars is twenty dollars

Don't matter who's heading south
A mouth is still a mouth
A mouth is still a mouth
Don't matter what team you play for
The aim of the game is to score
Don't matter if you hit it left
Or swing it the other way
You don't have to be gay
To still accept the pay

No you won't get a Ten past me
That's not what I wanna see
Gotta be at least a twenty
Mister Jackson cause I'm nasty

Don't matter who's licking it
A lollipop is still candy
Don't matter if you're into it
As long as your pole is randy
Don't matter where you put it
A hole is still a hole.
Don't matter if you like it
Anyone can climb your pole
Don't matter who's clutching it
A hand is still a hand
Don't matter who's touching it
A woman or a man
Don't matter how you stem it
A rose is still a flower
Don't matter how you cash it
Twenty dollars is twenty dollars

If you want me to swing that way
You gotta show me some pay
Gonna use my will power
Cause twenty dollars is twenty dollars

Who the hell ever said
You can't have him on your bed?
At the end of the day
It don't matter anyway
A penis or a vajay
Don't matter who you laid
Just as long as you are paid

No you won't get a Ten past me
That's not what I wanna see
Gotta be at least a twenty
Mister Jackson cause I'm nasty

Don't matter who's licking it
A lollipop is still candy
Don't matter if you're into it
As long as your pole is randy
Don't matter where you put it
A hole is just a hole
Don't matter if you like it
Anyone can climb your pole
Don't matter who's clutching it
A hand is just a hand
(A hand is still a hand)
Don't matter who's touching it
A woman or a man.
(A woman or a man)
Don't matter how you stem it
A rose is just a flower.
(Still a flower)
Don't matter how you cash it
Twenty dollars is twenty dollars.

If you want me to swing that way
You gotta show me some pay
Gonna use my will power,
Cause twenty dollars is twenty dollars