MR. CHOAD'S WILD RIDE

"Step on up!"
"Welcome to Mister Choad's Wild Ride!"

You must be this tall to ride
So climb aboard and step inside.
Prepare for this attraction
Get ready for intense action.
If the train slides off the track
Just pick it up and put it back.
Listen up, and take heed
Gonna ram u at top speed.
So unfasten up your buckle
The ride is white knuckle
Sign the waiver and say "Yes"
It's the wildest ride in the wilderness!

Watch your hands
Watch your toes
Watch my finger
Thar she blows!

For your safety, please abide
To my posted safety guide.
You will wanna close your eyes
Get ready for a wild ride.
(A wild ride!)

For your safety pay attention
To my special instructions.
Remain seated at all times
Gonna be a wild ride.
(A Wild Ride!)

Permanezcan sentados, por favor
Gonna bang you like a whore.
Make you scream for more and more
Until your ass feels sore.

Pictures are encouraged
Please don't get discouraged
Hold on tight with all your might
This ride will last all night.
Remain seated at all times
It will realign your spine
This is not just all talk
You won't be able to walk
Forget about Fast pass
You'll qualify for a DAS pass

Expectant moms can't ride
Gotta watch from the side
I've got thrills, spills and chills.
So ride at your own will.

Watch your fingers
Watch your toes
Take a ride
On Skanky Bros.

For your safety, please abide
To my posted safety guide
You will wanna close your eyes
Gonna be a wild ride!
(A wild ride!)

For your safety pay attention
To my special instructions.
Keep your arms and legs inside.
It's Mister Choad's wild ride!
(A Wild Ride!)

Cinnamon and tacos on the floor
Gonna ram you like a whore
Make you scream for more and more
Gonna make your thighs feel sore.

Scream loud to ride again
Next time invite your friends
See the gift shop heading out
Grab a souvenir no doubt
Buy an on-ride photo
Give them something to show

This ride ain't over yet
Watch out, you may get wet.
Bring a poncho just in case
You might get it all over your face.

Watch your elbows
Watch your nose
Watch your head
Tharr she blows!

For your safety, please abide
To my posted safety guide.
When you come aboard this ride
Get ready for a wild ride!
(A Wild Ride!)

For your safety pay attention
To my special instructions.
Remain seated at all times
It's Mister Choad's wild ride!
(A wide ride!)

Cinnamon and tacos on the floor
Gonna bang u like a whore
Make you scream for more and more
Gonna make that ass feel sore.

"What the fuck is a magical band?"