For take off we're all clear
In the sky is where we're
Gonna get frisky here
Up in the Stratosphere
Engage my landing gear

Stay sit, seatbelt sign is lit
Gonna invade your cockpit
Come inside your global entry
Both these nuts are complimentary
Don't matter beef or chicken meat
I'll stow it under your seat
Put it in your compartment
Ready for that enlargement

My joystick you will encroach
Thrust it before final approach
My fuselage is wide body
Flying dirty, let's get naughty.
Gonna descent, blow my crosswind
Grab my flight instrument right
At this altitudinal height

For takeoff we are go
to Foxtrot, Uniform, Charlie, Kilo

Tray tables up,
My pants are down
Let's get off the ground
Up to the sky one mile high
Putting on a glove
Time for airborne love
High up above
Time to join the Mile High Club

Alpha, Bravo, Charlie
Take your Uniform off
Delta, Echo, Foxtrot
Get a hole in one like a game of Golf

Up high we gonna fly
Gonna take it in the sky
Regulations to comply
From Paris to Shanghai
Mile High certified
Lavatory occupied
Your Seat back is up
My Pants are down
Lets get off the ground
So that we can pound
Mile high Love is frowned
Don't make much sound
TSA ain't okay
With our plans today
Coming up your gangway
Landing on your runway

For take off we are go
To Foxtrot, Uniform, Charlie, Kilo

Gonna ascend
Up to the heavens
Higher than Nirvana
Join the club we're gonna
Putting on a glove
Time for airborne love
High up above
Time to join the Mile High Club

Alpha, Bravo, Charlie
Take your Uniform off
Delta Echo Foxtrot
Get a hole in one like a game of Golf

Turbulence is felt
Unfasten your belt
Bending you over
For this layover
Stemming your flower
At five hundred miles per hour
Getting you wet
On this jumbo jet
Locked in the commode
Ready for my payload
Spill it on you're tarmack
Just an airborne
Nymphomaniac
Nice floatation device
Got a Boarding pass
For this first class ass
Air Force Intercourse
Entering you're concourse

Mile High we're gonna induct
Let's take off so we can ffff....

Got a long flight duration
At this high elevation
Before disembarkation
That's our final destination
Jet fuel are we burning
Blue sky love I'm yearning
Mile high membership just earned
Let someone else have a turn

For takeoff we are go
To Foxtrot, Uniform, Charlie, Kilo

Your seat back's up,
My pants are down
Let's get off the ground
Up to the sky one mile high
Putting on a glove
Time for airborne love
High up above
Time to join the Mile High Club

Gonna ascend
Up to the heavens
Higher than Nirvana
Join the club we're gonna
Putting on a glove
Time for airborne love
High up above
Time to join the Mile High Club

Alpha, Bravo, Charlie
Take your Uniform off
Delta, Echo, Foxtrot
Get a hole in one like a game of Golf