LICKY STICKY

Licky, licky, licky
Before I sticky, sticky, sticky

Good afternoon, love
Came to deliver your mail
Come to lend you a hand
And lick your stamp while I can
Are you ready for my delivery?
Came to give it to you
Always arrives on time
A specialty of mine
Lick your stamp then stick it in your box
Slide that package into your slot
Ready or not this is what I got

Licky, licky, licky
Before I sticky, sticky, sticky
(Lick your postage stamp)
(Make it moist and damp)
Licky, licky, licky
Before I sticky, sticky, sticky
(Lick your envelope with all I got)
Before I slide it in your slot
(You've been waiting for the mail)
On time it never fails

(You've been waiting up to seal the deal)
(Makes a housewife wanna squeal)

Please sign on the line
I'll deliver it anytime
Afternoons are fine
Your husband won't be home 'til nine.
Package theft is a crime
For thieves with no spine
They'll incur a fine
Or do some time

Please pay the C.O.D. fee
For my delivery
If I give it to you
Before eight fifty-three

Licky, licky, licky
Before I sticky, sticky, sticky
(Lick your postage stamp)
(Make it moist and damp)
Licky, licky, licky
Before I sticky, sticky, sticky
(Lick your envelope with all you got)
Before I slide it in your slot
(I've been waiting for the mail)
On time it never fails

(You've been waiting up to seal the deal)
(Makes a housewife wanna squeal)
(Makes a housewife wanna squeal)

Won't you confess
Your are obsessed
U-S-P-S is the best
Prompt service you can attest
Eager to impress
My package you will undress
Your stamp I will molest
Send it to your address

Address is marked
Your dog will bark
Beware of dog
I'll throw him a bone
Before I come in your home
Don't tell anyone
About our fun
If I deliver you
Another one

Licky, licky, licky
Befour I sticky, sticky, sticky
(Lick your postage stamp)
(Make it moist and damp)
Licky, licky, licky
Before I sticky, sticky, sticky
Lick your envelope with all I got
Before I slide it in your slot

Licky, licky, licky
Before I sticky, sticky, sticky
(Grab your postage stamp)
(Make it moist and damp)
Licky, licky, licky
Before I sticky, sticky, sticky
(Lick your envelope with all I got)
Before I slide it in your post box

(You've been waiting for the mail)
(On time it never fails)

(Licky, licky, licky)
(Before I sticky, sticky, sticky)
(U.S.P.S. is the best)

Licky, licky, licky
Before I sticky, sticky, sticky
(Lick your postage stamp)
(Make it moist and damp)
Licky, licky, licky
Before I sticky, sticky, sticky
(Lick your envelope with all I got)
Before I slide it in your slot

(You've been waiting for the mail)
(On time it never fails)
(You've been waiting for the mail)
(On time it never fails)